I had to cancel a trip to Indianapolis for the 500 and so today I called a couple of my friends in an effort to unload my prepaid downtown Indy hotel room.
One guy – I’ll call him Sid – said he’d like to go but didn’t relish a 10-hour car ride by himself. So he called another of our friends – I’ll call him Ralph – to see if he wanted to go.
Sid called me back. "Ralph would love to go but he can’t. He doesn’t have a passport."
So I said: "He should have gone to the passport office today with Paul Tracy, who managed to get his passport renewed in four hours."
Which is what happened to the "Thrill from West Hill," who found himself marooned in T.O. last night after he discovered he couldn’t get back into the United States.
"I can’t leave Canada, my passport is expired," he "tweeted" last night. "I need to go to the passport office in the morn(ing)."
Early today, he "tweeted" this: "Just got down at the passport office. They said maybe by the afternoon I could pick up the passport."
Then, later in the morning, he transmitted this: "Good news. I can pick up my passport at 12. Going back to Indy."
My passport expired earlier this year and it took me two weeks to get it renewed. Paul Tracy managed to get his renewed between 8 a.m. and noon.
So I figured if Ralph had gone down to the passport office with Paul, and with Paul’s pull, Ralph could have had a passport by tomorrow at the latest and been able to go to Indy with Sid and stay in my room.
But now he can’t.
The passport office is one of the most effective and efficient agencies found in government. I had a new passport issued in less than two weeks just last month.
My own dealings with the passport office left me with the clear impression that had I needed a rush renewal in order to meet a business commitment they would have provided similar service to what Mr. Tracy received. Indeed, when I applied the clerk clearly asked when I was travelling and whether or not I needed an expedited service.
Let's not start criticizing government departments that are doing very good work for providing excellent work exactly when needed. Aren't we supposed to want a civil service that operates that well?
Posted by: seeker6079 | 05/26/2010 at 08:45 PM
Sid and Ralph... what an imagination!
Posted by: GregM | 05/26/2010 at 09:52 PM
Tracy's passport story sounds fishy to me.
How can someone living in Las Vegas, who is a Canadian citizen, afford to have his passport expired?
There is even a guideline that says that Canadian passport entering the USA should have expiry date not less than three months from the date of entry.
How many times Tracy crossed the border in his life??
What a guy..
Posted by: Adam | 05/27/2010 at 12:14 AM
I'm a Canuck who's been living in the US for the past 20 years, and I still have Canadian citizenship. When I was packing to go home to Ottawa for Christmas a couple of years ago, I was horrified to realize my passport had expired. I called my family in tears and said I wouldn't be able to make it home. My sister did some checking, and said that if we went to the passport office in downtown Ottawa I could get a passport "while I waited".
I flew into Canada using my US driver's license as ID (luckily I could get into Canada that way, I just couldn't get back into the US, which is probably what happened to Paul Tracy). We immediately went to the passport office, which was located in a downtown office/shopping tower. An enterprising photo store in the mall charged an outrageous fee for my passport pics, and then I went to the passport office and filled out forms (I think I waited about 2 hours in chairs before my number was called, like at the DMV). As I'd arrived late in the day, my passport wouldn't be ready to be picked up until the following morning. However, if I'd arrived in the morning, I could have returned to pick up my passport the same day. The apps were being processed right there behind the counter.
I paid A LOT extra for expedited service, and I'm sure Paul Tracy did, too. I just think you do a disservice to the people at the passport office by suggesting that Tracy got special treatment, when he got what any other person is eligible to receive as long as they have access to a major city and a passport office. I have a very bad history of letting my passport expire and had mine renewed in person in Toronto back in the mid-1980s, too, although I can't claim to know whether that service is still available at that location.
Posted by: Leigh-Ann | 05/27/2010 at 02:56 AM
Here's the link for "urgent" passport apps: http://www.ppt.gc.ca/cdn/urgent.aspx?lang=eng . All they ask is that you have proof of needing your application completed in an expedited fashion. I showed my outbound plane ticket, and your passport-lacking compadre could probably show his Indy tickets and get same-day service. Tell him to send me a postcard as a thank you :)
Posted by: Leigh-Ann | 05/27/2010 at 03:01 AM
Anyone can get a passport in 4 hours if you're willing to pay an extra $50 processing fee. Let your friend know he can still make it.
Posted by: John | 05/27/2010 at 08:28 AM