Media frenzy

CityTV has descended on Knology, raising mere sport to the heights of infotainment.

Because of more directional nonsense (yes, yes, I'm beginning to believe that I may actually be the problem as opposed to an angry God), I arrived late. Found the media parking swallowed up by huge, humming CityTV truck - presumably providing power. Or possibly baking Gord Martineau's hair.

Here are today's line-ups:

Toronto

1 - Eckstein - SS
2 - Johnson - LF
3 - Wells - CF
4 - Thomas - DH
5 - Rolen - 3B
6 - Stairs - RF
7 - Overbay - 1B
8 - Hill - 2B
9 - Zaun - C
SP: Burnett

Cincinnati

1 - Jay Bruce - CF
2 - Norris Hopper - LF
3 - Jeff Keppinger - SS
4 - Brandon Phillips - 2B
5 - Edwin Encarnacion - 3B
6 - Scott Hatteberg - 1B
7 - Ryan Freel - DH
8 - Chris Dickerson - RF
9 - Paul Bako - C
SP: Bronson Arroyo

Today's song, in honour of my directional incompetence, is Can't Get There From Here, all the way back to Fables of the Reconstruction when R.E.M. hadn't sold their souls to the devil Mammon.

Cathal Kelly