Womb for improvement
First we had stilettos for babies, plush booties with high heels for the budding Carrie Bradshaw.
Okay, so nobody says you have to buy them, even as a ''cute'' jokey baby shower gift which is where I first saw them on a four-month old.
Lots of ooohs and ahhhhs from the other women there.
Here come Baby Bangs, beaded and decorated toupees for your bald infant girls.
They're designed ''to enhance their natural beauty.''
I kid you not.
Bad enough little girls get hooked on the multi-billion-dollar-feel-bad-about-your-body industry by the time they can say ''Barbie.'' Now they're getting girls before they can even walk or talk?
What's next? Female fetus spas? Embryo boob jobs?
Am I losing my sense of humour here?
The thing about Baby Bangs is, as Sociological Images points out, that it's all about making a girl baby look more girly.
Can't we leave the kids alone for a few years?