Stolen from my friend Balbulican at StageLeft, with a slight edit.
I am post-dating it so it sits at the top for a while.
That's because some readers believe that, just because I criticize one thing/country, I have to criticize everythingandeverycountryinthewholewideworldeverinthesameblogpostorelseIameeeeeekbiasedorworse.
And I think we all know what I am talking about, don't we?
By the way, I would have included bananas on the list.