Hot button issue
Okay, I don't think the Star overlords would like me to delve into a deep gynecological discussion here. Suffice to say that, women's genitals, already targeted for mutilation in some cultures, not to mention big moneymakers for the cosmetic surgery industry here, come in all shapes, sizes and colours.
It has to be just so. Just like every other part of your body.
Well, dear reader, if you don't want to go under the knife at the forks, so to speak, there's a quick fix.
Via Little Miss Brightside -- and regular contributor to the comments here, Canadian Nurse -- I've learned of a product designed to give you a designer vadge. Think of it as lipgloss for your lady parts.
Explains the maker, ''certified paramedical esthetician,''
“My New Pink Button” is a Cosmetic Dye especially for the woman's genital area, to help restore that healthy vibrant Rosy color. Until now there has never been a solution for restoring natural pigment. This is a concern with many women and more than you can even imagine, and a frequent question that Physicians are asked. Check out the blogs on the Internet. You are not alone! This is a common problem and we now have a simple and safe solution, restoring sexual confidence to Women everywhere!
And it comes in FOUR FABULOUS COLOURS! Marilyn, Bettie, Ginger and Audry.
Raves one in-the-pink customer:
I was embarrassed about the color change for years and my doctor said there was nothing you could do about it. I was too embarrassed to even discuss it with my friends, and when I finally did I found out I wasn’t alone. We love this product, and it works! Thank you so much.
-Rochelle C. 51 years old
Talk about your burning bush.
As if Brazilians weren't bad enough.