With this year’s revival of the 1970s hit cop show Hawaii Five-0, it got me thinking about all the great television detective shows from the past, and the cars the main characters drove.
Although many of the wheels weren’t all that special, or great to drive, what the detectives drove on screen helped shape the character’s personality in viewers’ minds.
10 Charlie’s Angels 1976 Ford Mustang Cobra II
All three of the 1976 to 1981 television show Charlie’s’ Angels lead female private investigators drove Fords. But which Ford they drove depended on the star’s billing.
At the low end, actress Kate Jackson’s Sabrina Duncan piloted a 1974 Pinto. Jaclyn Smith’s Kelly Grant got a Mustang II (with a fake landau top.) But Farrah Fawcett’s Jill Munroe character — as befitting lead star status — rode around in a top-line Mustang Cobra II. Unfortunately, the Fuel Crisis Era ‘Stang’s V8 only managed 139 hp. Maybe that’s why Fawcett left the show after only two seasons…
9 Hawaii Five-O 1974 Mercury Grand Marquis
The original 1968 to 1980 series about a Honolulu-based fictional state police force (Hawaii’s the 50th U.S. state, get it?) had lead actor Jack Lord’s character, detective Steve McGarrett, driving various late-1960s and early-1970s Mercury full-size coupes, culminating in the aircraft carrier better known as a ’74 Grand Marquis.
As proof of the iconic status of the first Five-O’s original big Mercs, in the pilot of the 2010 remake, McGarrett’s son is restoring his father’s car. Hope he has plenty of bondo.
8 Baretta 1966 Chevrolet Impala
Let’s just say actor Robert Blake’s Anthony Vincenzo “Tony” Baretta — who lived with Fred, his Cockatoo — wouldn’t be caught dead in a ’76 Cobra II. Instead, the undercover detective rode around in a nondescript, beat-up, 1966 Chevrolet Impala, also known as the “Blue Ghost,” during the show’s run between 1975 and 1978.
Although no joy to drive, any mid-1960s Impala would make for a stealthy ride.
Totally redesigned in 1965, the Impala set an all-time industry annual sales record of more than 1 million units in the U.S., which has never been bettered.
7 Simon & Simon 1982 Chevrolet Camaro Z28
If any show illustrated how bad the enthusiast car market was by the late 1980s, it was Simon and Simon, a pair of fictional San Diego-based brothers who also happen to be private detectives.
During the show’s 1981 to ’89 run, the “crazy” Simon brother, actor Gerald McRaney’s Rick, drove a 1979 Dodge Power Wagon. “Saner” Simon brother, actor Jameson Parker’s A.J., drove a 1982 Camaro Z28 – an icon of the so-called Malaise Era in performance cars – sporting a weak-kneed 145 hp from its small-block Chevy V8.
Me? I’d take the Power Wagon, please.
6 Starsky & Hutch 1974 Ford Gran Torino
Once again, we have to go to car-friendly Southern California. This time, to fictional Bay City, where actor Paul Michael Glaser’s David Starsky and David Soul’s Kenneth “Hutch” Hutchinson drove around in one of the least undetectable TV detective cars ever seen.
To tell the truth, Starsky & Hutch’s 1974 Ford Gran Torino needed those huge, white, go-faster stripes. Now having to haul park-bench-sized, government-mandated bumpers, the already heavy ’74 Torino had 180 kg more to haul round than a ’72 model, and its V8 only made a milquetoast 255 hp.
5 Rockford Files 1974 Firebird Esprit
If not as flashy as the top-line Trans Am models, actor James Garner’s Los Angeles-based TV private detective, Jim Rockford, did just fine, thank you very much, in his fleet of second-generation 1974 to ‘78 Firebird Esprits.
If not the 370 hp it made at the peak of the Sixties’ muscle car era, at least Rockford’s Esprit’s V8 had a semblance of power. By ’74, the 400 cu in eight put out 220 hp. And with his experience of filming the legendary race car film, Grand Prix, Garner knew his way around a smoky burnout or two.
4 Get Smart 1965 Sunbeam Tiger
Although actor Don Adam’s Agent 86, Maxwell Smart, was seen driving a VW Karmann Ghia and an Opel GT in the series that ran between 1965 and 1970, it’s the red Sunbeam Tiger shown in the opening sequences that fans most relate to.
Inspired by Carroll Shelby stuffing an American V8 into a British Ace coupe (and calling it a Cobra), the Tiger followed a similar formula. In fact, parent Rootes asked Shelby to put together the first prototype, using Ford’s new 164 hp 4.3 L Windsor V8 engine — believe it, or not…
3 Miami Vice 1986 Ferrari Testarossa
If you ever wore a black T-shirt under a white suit in the 1980s, you probably know all about the cars of Miami Vice.
For the first couple of seasons, actor Don Johnson’s character, Sonny Crocket, drove a Corvette-based 1972 Ferrari Daytona Spyder kit car. But word got back to Modena and Enzo wasn’t too happy about the fake Ferraris appearing on U.S. TV. After the lawyers got involved, the faux Ferraris were ditched and Enzo sent over two brand new 1986 Testarossas to be used on the show.
2 CHiPs Kawasaki KZ-1000P
Granted: actor Larry Wilcox’s California Highway Patrol Officer Jonathan Baker and Erik Estrada’s Officer Francis Llewelyn “Ponch” Poncherello weren’t really detectives, per se. And they didn’t drive cars. But compared to some of the lamer TV detective cars, the Kawasaki was a real performer.
With a 1,015 cc four-cylinder that produced a healthy 90 hp, mated to a five-speed transmission, the motorcycle cop’s Kawasaki KZ-1000P bikes were thought of as the fastest production motorcycle of its time. They certainly put some fear into the hearts of law-ignoring Golden State highway drivers.
1 Magnum P.I. 1981 Ferrari 308
One of the top rated shows ever, Magnum P.I.’s various 1979 to ’84 Ferrari 308s also rank high in my TV detective car list.
As if emulating the life of an automotive writer, actor Tom Selleck’s freeloading Thomas Magnum had access to one of the most exotic sports cars of its time.
He started out in the first season with a 308 GTS, sporting a 240 hp 3.0 litre V8. By the time the show was canceled, Magnum had upgraded to a 308GTSi Quattrovalvole, which added four-valve-per-cylinder mechanical fuel injection, and 5 more horsepower.
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