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« QuickNews (Friday, May 28) | Main | STFU »

05/28/2010

Enjoy your day.

Enjoy your day - alligator
"Heh, heh, it always works. 'Hello there, Publishers' Clearinghouse calling!'" (AP)



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You don't have to let him in unless he has a warrant. Step quickly outside, close the door behind you, and answer his questions politely and calmly. Invite him in, and he can do anything, including hunt through your underwear and read your emails.

This is true, of course. I neglected to mention the basic provisions of the Search and Seizure Act, 1989, as amended. Among other things, the statute permits you to deny a reptile access to private property, including homes and vehicles, unless said reptile is bearing what appears to be an authentic search warrant. Do not be fooled by a patrol car parked at curbside - crocs, especially, are known to employ this ruse.

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