First, Geri Hall from This Hour Has 22 Minutes rattled the security detail while declaring her intention to, ahem, love the Prime Minister. Now, Mr. Harper has inspired his very own Crush song, a la Obama. Handcuffs? Booty calls? Groupies skulking through the bushes at 24 Sussex?
Regardless of your political leanings, I think we can agree on this: Disgusting! Stephen Harper? You are a family values man with a regrettable haircut! You are an asexual nerd! You have the charisma of a butternut squash! Keep it this way. Please. Don't go Hollywood on us now.