The Monday List: Dion Fingertips Spotted In Dirt Above Grave!

The Conservative lead is shrinking. (Aren't rolling polls fun?) So, obviously, Mr. Harper needs to intensify his attacks on Mr. Dion. Here now, Five Things The PM Can Do To Keep Dion Dead:

1. Release secret document that shows Dion never watched Canadian Idol
2. Promise massive tax cuts to Canadians with pets not named Kyoto
3. Unveil new attack ad that shows polar bear defecating on Dion
4. Convince Bob Rae to switch sides
5. Tell voters Dion plans to introduce new levy on oxygen

Comments

[Phil]

I like number 4 - "Convince Bob Rae to switch sides"...again.

[kc]

Now that's funny. Great job Vinay as usual and very right on.