It's Day 14. You know what this means: Time to get out the Dion Green Coin and give it a good toss in the air. Flip, flop, flip, flop, flip, flop, flip, flop, flip, flop... it just landed on the floor! Let's have a looksy. Yes, the Green Shift is back on!!! For now. Right now. Ten minutes from now? Yeah, your guess is as good as mine.
I just felt a surge of sympathy for anyone who has taken a fast-food order from Mr. Dion:
"Yes, can I have hamburger? No, you make me please chicken sandwich. No, hamburger! No, chicken! No, hamburger! No, chicken! No, fries and pie. No, no, no. You know something? I not even hungry! Au revoir."