The rapture is coming? Break out the supplies for smores and the hip waders!

If you follow the news of the absurd you already know that May 21 is the start of the end of days. Signs will include flooding, epic fires and earthquakes that essentially crack the world in half. Thankfully people like this will be lifted towards the skies, giving the rest of us five months of relative peace before the earth implodes. 

In celebration LasVegasWeekly has created a Rapture ready survival kit, by that I mean playlist.

For iPhone users there is an app. The rest of us are just stuck watching the skies and listening for the whinnying of really angry horses.

On a more realistic note NiagaraThisWeek.com is reporting on a reminder from Grimsby officials - following severe wind storms across Southern Ontario - that storing enough food and water for 72 hours in your home is a good idea. Yes, yes it is.