It's Madden 2006 time. Except there's this glitch in the program that makes one particular player -- Jets linebacker Michael King -- appear to be seven inches tall. Now that is bulletin-board material for the new millenium.
And before we go, the answers to our unanswered trivia questions from today's Stumpython (and thanks to all for stopping by):
Stumpy was four when he and his family emigrated from England.
The assists on his first NHL goal went to Walt Poddubny and Borje Salming.
And his favourite TV show when he was a kid: Gilligan's Island.
Watching tonight: Jays at Red Sox (7 p.m., Sportsnet). The Jays got Papi-d by the Sox this afternoon -- check the Star's scoreboard for the latest -- ao that means the Red Sox are back in a first-place tie with the Yankees and there's just six games to play. Even if you're a Toronto fan, you have to be getting interested.
Not watching: Fear Factor (9 p.m., XTR). Eating innards, semi-clad, minimal hygiene -- Hey, I get that all on Rome, plus English accents.