What the hell are they doing up in Toronto?

A few things to ponder as you clear your desk this afternoon, while waiting for the puckage to begin:

Michelle Wie is now a pro golfer.

Vinny Testaverde is now a starting quarterback.

In a move designed to eliminate icky shuffles, Real Madrid have been told: no more of those cockroach celebrations.

True Hoop keeps hearing the same question: What the hell are they doing up in Toronto?

Did you hear the one about the caddy who lost a couple matches to a woman? Well, he's suing.

I'm not much of a vroom-vroomer, but these racing car dioramas are quite spectacular.

You knew that the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue was a dead giveaway, didn't you?