So, you score a goal. You win a trophy in your local rival's home stadium. How do you celebrate? Take over, Lee Trundle:
The Swans defeated Carlisle 2-1 in the Millennium Stadium, in Cardiff, yesterday, with Trundle striking a spectacular opening goal - but after the final whistle, he celebrated by waving a Welsh flag bearing the words 'Fuck off, Cardiff', and donned a T-shirt on which a cartoon showed a man relieving himself on a Cardiff number nine shirt.
Then there's Swansea chairman Huw Jenkins, apologizing (well, sort of) while struggling manfully to avoid offending his star player and offering a hilarious "he just lost it" explanation:
"This could be something that Lee lives to regret. It's certainly something I can't defend. Maybe it was a heat-of-the-moment thing. We regret any offence that could have occurred through this. Lee will probably wish that this hadn't happened. I just hope that it doesn't cause any animosity between the two sets of fans. I'll be taking this seriously - we'll have to deal with it."