A few things to ponder as you clear your desk this afternoon, while waiting for the puckage to begin:
Michelle Wie is now a pro golfer.
Vinny Testaverde is now a starting quarterback.
In a move designed to eliminate icky shuffles, Real Madrid have been told: no more of those cockroach celebrations.
True Hoop keeps hearing the same question: What the hell are they doing up in Toronto?
Did you hear the one about the caddy who lost a couple matches to a woman? Well, he's suing.
I'm not much of a vroom-vroomer, but these racing car dioramas are quite spectacular.
You knew that the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue was a dead giveaway, didn't you?