Parked the Ford Mustang Bullitt at Carrigan's Karaoke bar in Burlington the other night.
(Long story. Jimmy Buffet will surely forgive me.)
Backed it into the parking spot, as you would.
"Nice car!" one of the patrons slurred out. "Too bad you don't know how to park it!"
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"YOU'RE CROOKED!" he bleated.
"I do that on purpose so other cars' doors won't ding the side of my [well, Ford's] nice car," I replied.
"Huh? Uhhhh..." - I waited until his Bud- and nicotine-tinged brain caught up with the concept.
"Oh, er, yeah - good idea..."
One you should all follow.
(As you may have gathered, this photo was not taken at Carrigan's. That aint the Burlington Skyway.)