A Better Do Not Tailgate Message

I've often thought about getting a pixelboard sign for the back window of my car, so I could flash messages to other drivers.

No no, I'd be polite.

At least the first time.

Things like, "Lights on please!"

Or, "Your turn signal is on!"

Or, "There's no fog today!"

For tailgaters, I might have a series:

1. "Do you really need to read my licence plate frame?"

2. "If I'm such a idiot driver, why are you so close to me?

Or,

3. "Brake Test Begins in three, two, one..."

But this Coors beer transport truck has a more lighthearted way of suggesting that you leave some distance.

Don't worry - the photo was taken by my passenger...