If the Speech from the Throne is too predictable for you, the "dialectizer" from Google might be just the ticket at http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/. You just take the web address of the Throne Speech, which is http://www.sft-ddt.gc.ca/default_e.htm, and type it into the magical translator.
If you prefer the Throne Speech in "redneck," for instance, here's a translation:
Kinadians haf chosen change. They be hankerin' a govment thet treats their tax dollars wif respeck. A govment thet puts o'dinary wawkin' varmints an' their families fust. A govment thet is accountable. This hyar Govment has been given a man'ate t'lead th' change deman'ed by th' Kinadian varmints.
Or maybe you'd rather hear it in "cockney."
To this end, the Government will reduce the Goods and Services Tax by one percent. Cuttin' the GST will 'elp all Canadians deal wiv the bloomin' risin' cost of livin', put brass hammer and tack in blokes's pockets and 'elp stimulate the economy.
And Elmer Fudd is always funny.
Stwong famiwies ensuwe a bwight futuwe fow Canada. De most impowtant investment we can make as a countwy is to hewp famiwies waise theiw chiwdwen, uh-hah-hah-hah.