That's Uncle Michael, as in Michael Bryant, Ontario's attorney general crusading against deadly street racing.
So imagine his glee at being the cover boy of auto parts magazine Performance in Motion.
The trade publication asked rhetorically, "Has Michael Bryant gone too far?" with the A-G's recent comment that he will pre-emptively seize a car and crush it if government lawyers can prove in court the vehicle was tricked out for street racing.
Bryant go too far? It's never stopped him before. Just ask your friendly neighborhood pit bull.