Is your pantry ready for lice?
A good friend of mine wrote to me this morning in some horror that her daughter has contracted a bit of a case of head lice. (I guess, really, there is no "bit of a case of lice." That would be like being a little bit pregnant. If your kid has them you have to go through the whole comb-out hassle whether you've spotted one of the unholy little organisms or dozens and dozens of their wretched nits.)