No morning links today - Instead, a
little something out of last night's Ice Dance, where Tessa Virtue
and Scott Moir won Canada's fifth gold of these Games in a stirring
performance capped by a rousing O Canada at the medals ceremony from
the crowd of 11,667. Pick it up, though, well before that moment:
The French pair of Isabelle Delobel and
Olivier Schoenfelder were rolling along to that rockin' old standard,
Stravinsky's Firebird Suite, when it abruptly went all fromage.
Delobel, wearing a rather demure black dress, stopped and fluidly
peeled down the top to reveal the latest in silver-sequin
underclothes. Schoenfelder did a Swayze hip shake and I swore, during
an ensuing move, he snuck a grab at her breast. This had wardrobe
malfunction written all over it. This was good stuff. This was ice dance at
its, um, finest.
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| Virtue and Moir meet the Canadian media in the mixed zone moments after receiving their gold medals. |
“Cheese,” I said to my seatmate.
“Sometimes the cheese works,” he
answered back.
It's not often you get those kind of
words to live by sitting in the press tribune, tweeting live to an
audience of silicon crickets. But that was no ordinary seatmate I had
at the Pacific Coliseum last night. It was Elvis Stojko, Richmond
Hill's finest of bladesmen, who by pure chance happened by and
settled in as the Ice Dance program got underway.
Stojko has a gig here with Yahoo!
Sports. And he's doing it quite well. His dissection of the
Plushenko-Lysacek men's either-or last week (and the blowback) landed him firmly in the
Plushenko camp, minus the flouncing and hissy-fittin' with which the quad-jumping real man Russian greeted Lysacek's gold and his own diminishment by these new
standards of figure skating.
Count Elvis old school, then - no surprise in that, because it's been said before. Sitting there
watching a night's competition while he attended to his work, and a
takeaway container of beef lo mein, we didn't actually exchange a lot
of words. What he did say, though, wasn't about twizzles or straight
lifts or the debate between jumps and spins – it was all about the audience. Sure, Delobel and
Schoenfelder were a hoot. But Stojko knew before they finished: The
cheese works. When the marks came in, they were on top and only the
final six remained. They eventually finished a decent sixth.
Why does the cheese work? “The crowd
gets into it, they want to be entertained and that's what that is.
It's not a bad thing to throw out there,” he said.
Here's Stojko, again on Lysacek: “You knew
in the building. When Lysacek finished, there was no reaction. Until
he put up his fist and said yes! they didn't react at all. He had skated a pretty good program
but it had no...”
“Flair?”
“Exactly.”
It was the same theme when the
subject of Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir came up. “They've got the
crowd on their side. If they can make that connection, they can do
it,” he said before they went out and slayed it. I'm taking him a little out of context there – he talked
about them needing to be “magical” on both sides of that quote,
but it was in relation to the crowd and not technique. And here I
thought, as a complete newbie, that it was about technique. That's what they go on about on TV, anyway.
When Virtue and Moir took to the ice
last night, they got a thunderous ovation. After they completed a
nearly flawless programme to even bigger huzzahs, it was left to the
Russian pair of Domnina and Shabalin to try and deny the Canadians a
gold – and they skated well, but got no help from the crowd. It was
nearly silent in the old barn. They never connected. They probably never had a chance to connect.
Say what you will about Ice Dance. It's
corny and it's kitschy. Some people don't even think it belongs in
the sports category. But the people out there on the ice in the
giggle-inducing outfits – Virtue and Moir were among the exceptions
there, looking like they were going to an upscale mall – are
certainly elite athletes, alone, exposed and thrown into sharp relief by the brilliant white ice. For them, as it was for Stojko in his day, it's like what Sandra
Bernhard once said to her dear devoted followers – without you, I'm
nothing.
Related: Rosie DiManno on a historic gold for ice dancers.
Elvis Stojko on No scoring controversy: Canada deserved gold.
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