The best job in government
Apparently the place to work in this town is the Privy Council Office, specifically in communications. I know this because of the voice mail there. Regardless of whether you call in the morning, or afternoon, on a Friday or a Tuesday, you get a message saying that you've called "outside regular business hours."
Now I know who all those people are sitting on patios on the Sparks St. Mall. I thought they were tourists.