I came across something spooky while surfing the net the other day: Plasticized.com, a half-cocked (probably mostly untrue) website about what else? Plastic surgery. It was touting the story of a Beverly Hills mom-to-be, who last year, apparently, got her fetus a nose job. She was so concerned her baby might share her genetically massive schnoz that she decided to correct the poor kid's problem in utero.
God forbid it should learn to have confidence about the way it looks when its eyes can actually focus on a mirror.
Even if this story is totally bogus (which, I assume it is) it's pretty ghoulish a thought.
Maybe I'll dress up my stomach!