Okay, maybe it wasn't a scorpion, but it was ugly
Okay.
Here it is
Ta-da!
Spain
Your 2008 Olympic men’s basketball champions.
The easy pick’s the United States, right? LeBron. Kobe. Wade. Kidd. But I’m just getting this goofy vibe that when it comes right down to it, Spain’s experience – as a team and in international play – is going to carry the day.
Not sure when the Americans will lose, maybe in the semifinals like they have in each of the last two big global events, or maybe they make it to the gold medal game before falling short but fall short they will.
I know the Americans have the most talent 1-12, there’s no debating that. But I’ve seen them deconstruct in the past when the most was on the line and I can see it happening again.
They don't shoot it well enough, I don't think they're big enough and I think when things get tough, they might get selfish. I could be wrong -- although that seldom happens -- and I presume you'll all let me know when I am but if Spain does win, I are gonna be thought of as very smart.
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This oughta be a hoot.
On Sunday morning over here, I’m off to cover the first water polo game of my career and, because of those pesky time zone things, I have to write right on deadline back in North America.
Now, it might be the greatest water polo game in the history of water polo and I wouldn’t know. But I’m pretty sure my first question shouldn’t be:
"Hey, coach, how do you get the horses in the pool?”
That’s the glory of the Games, you go and cover things you know very little about and hope there’s some human interest angle that gets you through 600 words.
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Okay, maybe that scorpion-like thing was a crayfish, but it was the ugliest looking crayfish I’ve ever seen. From about four metres away, of course.
And there was no water anywhere we could see. But what do I know? I originally wondered if it was a baby gila monster.
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You know what I haven’t seen around here yet?
A submachine gun.
Usually at the Olympics, the security is oppressive and the guards at the media village, the venues and the main press centre are always soldiers carrying weapons that say, “don’t screw with us.”
I’m not naïve enough to think there aren’t guys like that lurking around the Beijing Games but so far they haven’t made their presence known. It’s sort of unsettling to have some burly dude holding a machine gun watching your every move; it’s sort of nice to see smiling volunteers greeting us at these Games.
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My Man Perk’s got a really good column going in tomorrow’s paper about the circus that was the American basketball media conference here Friday (which was Thursday back there, I think) and Lucas Our Photog has a great picture.
But I’ll give you a hint: It was a freaking circus.
Did get some time to hang with Bosh, though, who sat there and patiently answered about a zillion questions, many repeated by repeated waves of reporters.
And while a lot of big-time athletes are going to avoid the rest of the Games, he’s going to be out and about watching events..
"Yeah, track and field, boxing, swimming, all the venues. This only happens once every four years and I’ll never see it happen again in Beijing. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and I don’t want to be cramped up in my room. I know that we have a goal in mind and I will make sure I keep that in mind when I’m out there having fun but I’ll get my rest and drink lots of water.”
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You know how kids in North America play basketball in the schoolyards and hockey on the streets as they hone their skills?
Over here, it’s badminton.
In about a 20-minute bus ride the other night, we saw about four places – school yards, I think – where impromptu badminton games, most without actual nets, going on.
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They do know how to take care of us here.
A colleague was leaving the media village this morning and when his bag went through the X-ray machine, a full beer can was spied by the eagle-eyed security dude.
Apparently it’s against the rules to take it out of the village (guess they want to sell you another one at the next stop) but they didn’t want to confiscate it, it being valuable and full and all.
What’d they do?
Checked it in a locker all by itself and gave my man a claim check for it.
We’re heading back there now, about 10 hours later, and figure it’ll be there and waiting.
How nice of them, eh?
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Gonna keep it a bit short today, about to rush out of the press centre to drop the computer back in the room and venture out among the people to watch the opening ceremonies.
That should be very, very cool.
Talk to you later

Are we going to be able to watch USA basketball on television in Canada? I noticed CBC wasn' airing it.
Blogger's note: I know CBC is sending its broadcast crew to the USA-China game Sunday night here, Sunday morning back home.
Posted by: ro | August 08, 2008 at 07:20 AM
Great reports about Beijing. Your blogs help get me through each early morning over here in TO. Its interesting to hear your perspective about the games. I'm sure everyone was expecting to read that guests would have been receiving a different type of treatment. Was the beer still cold?
Stephen L.
Blogger's note: Every one I've had's been cold, that's all that matters to me.
Posted by: Stephen L | August 08, 2008 at 07:21 AM
I heart Bosh. It's great to see he gets the whole Olympic-world-experience thing.
Why haven't we made him an honorary Canadian yet?
Posted by: Ellie | August 08, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Hi Doug
Over the years I have really enjoyed you basketball blog but I must say your olymbic blog has been hilarious. Horses in the pool thats funny stuff. Thanks for a different perspective on the olympic games
Posted by: Gary; Waterloo | August 08, 2008 at 12:38 PM
Doug,
I am a huge raptors fan and read your blog a lot. However, I am most excited to read up on anything you write about water polo, as I played varsity water polo in university. Here is a couple of things I think you will notice about the sport:
- If you think refereeing is subjective (and difficult) in basketball, wait til you see it in water polo. All too often, in high level competition, a ref's decision (for example to give a kick out, or penalty) can have a drastic impact on a game.
- at a high level of competition, this sport is rough. And if you believe the acting is bad in soccer, it's worse in waterpolo. Ref's cant see what's going on under water, so it has to be portrayed in facial expressions and noises above the water.
- I am always amazed at the athleticism, strength and co-ordination of top level players, and boy the players can throw hard. Find out for me the top speeds the players can throw a ball at...I say 60mph?
I personally was really surprised when I heard that Canada was fielding a team in the olympics for Men's Water Polo. In the past, I had been told they had no chance. When I was playing 6-7 years ago, I had heard the national system was really out of order and in disarray. Its a really great testament to the team that they were able to qualify, given their funding and organizational issues.
Posted by: Brad | August 08, 2008 at 01:24 PM
You've seen the Americans deconstruct? I didn't know they were into Jacques Derrida!
Posted by: Steve Cummings | August 08, 2008 at 04:05 PM
You should check out the badminton events if you have the chance. On a competitive level badminton is something else.
Best game to watch in my opinion is the 2000 Olympic men's doubles final.
There is a decent sized community in Canada that plays competitively as well.
Posted by: awong | August 08, 2008 at 05:31 PM
Hope you're enjoying all the wonders and wackiness that a new culture brings.
Just wondering what your take is on Jose Calderon's racist behavior. Will he be held accountable like the Pacer's players are held accountable for their shenanigans...or will the Raptors organization just hope it can be swept under the carpet? I hope that an organization in an international city such as Toronto would set the right example and deal with this.
How? Well, a good start is by acknowledging it happened.
When good people do nothing about bad people, they aren't so good, are they?
Sam.
Posted by: Torontonian | August 12, 2008 at 09:27 PM