So I got to work about an hour ago, turned on the TV over my desk with the Rogers digital cable box and went looking for the Entertainment Tonight Grammys red carpet show. I searched and I searched and I searched, higher and higher, through the sports channels, the French channels, the multicultural channels, even the music channels.
As far as I can tell, neither Rogers nor Bell Expressvu carry the American E! channel. There is a Hamilton E! channel, but when I flipped that on at 6 looking for "Pants on the Ground," I got a local newscast instead.
I could live without seeing Larry Platt do "Pants" again, but I am majorly bummed about not getting to see Adam Lambert in his red carpet debut as an ET fashion correspondent.
ET Canada will air a red carpet program at 7 p.m. on Global. No offence to Rick Campanelli, but you, sir, are no Adam Lambert.
Maybe some of you get E! on your grey market satellites. To the rest of you who got excited for nothing, sorry about that.
As a small consolation, I've posted a Getty Images photo of Adam at a pre-Grammys bash on Saturday. Love the suit.