Finally, the truth about Miss Wasilla.

Tracy Morgan, finally, lets slip the unspeakable: Sarah Palin is "good masturbation material." The speed with which sports network TNT apologized for that remark - the almost inevitable consequence of asking Morgan, of all people, a sensitive question on live TV - was head-spinning. Just the same, we've always known it's true: Palin's appeal - and boy does she play to it, don't kid yourself - is that Palin does have a certain undeniable appeal to the gonads of Redneck America.