Harry needs to step up his hard-partying ways if he wants to keep his title as the Clarence House regular with the greatest number of scandalous photos.
The Middletons really have been stealing his spotlight. First up was the Dutchess of Cambridge's brother James whose semi-nude, French maid outfit wearing photos surfaced online after being siphoned from his Facebook account.
Next up from the Middleton clan was an undated photo of Pippa sans shirt, but avec bra, dancing with a boxer wearing male at what appears to be a party with friends. There is also a second photo of Pippa doing the rounds in a strapless dress that seems to be made of toilet paper -- but we'll put that down to a St. Andrews inspired fashion show.
And how did Harry manage to get into the papers this week? A wiggly worm. Harry, it's time to hand over the tabloid crown.