Hey Brad/Paris/Jake/Viggo/Woody/Amitabh/(insert visiting celeb name here)!
The next time a journalist asks you what you think about Toronto, throw away that old book of canned responses ("The people are so friendly," "The streets are so clean"....).
Instead, try out one of these unique, more genuine compliments:
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1. I can't think of a city in which I'd rather spend a week indoors in total darkness!
2. You guys have the prettiest lightbox out of all the lightboxes in all the world!
3. Sure, Cannes has the French Riviera, but does it have an island airport?
4. My small, ugly designer dog likes Toronto fire hydrants the best!
5. I love it here in Hollywood North. I'll be sad when I have to go home to Hogtown South.
6. It's the only place me and my eight Mossad-trained bodyguards can walk around without being bothered.
7. The strippers are so polite and reasonably clean!
8. I don't know if you know this, but they give you 10 cents when you bring back an empty wine bottle.
9. Leon's!
10. It's just like New York, except for all that New Yorkiness!
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