Afternoon delights

MATT SAYLES/AP PHOTO Despite earlier reports to the contrary, People mag says the twin wonders are still safely contained within the Jolie-esque womb.

People Magazine sucks the fun out of everything The mag says an actual rep for the Brangelina's tells them there has been no blessed twin event. Downer.

Squeee Lots of me people are already excited about Stephenie Meyer's Breaking Dawn, the fourth book in the Twilight Saga, aka the glowy vampire series, which will be released Aug. 2. EW has the first page up. If you're really hardcore, you can spend some $15 on the Eclipse special edition and get the whole first chapter. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will not care anyway, so don't bother getting all "what is she talking about." Meyer's website is here.

This all ties neatly into the MTV Movie Awards Why? Because the first clip from the Twilight movie will air on Sunday during the preshow. I can't, of course, guarantee that we'll see it here. For all I know we'll get a Canadian Tire commercial or a PSA about sneezing into your sleeve or a promo for an old Corner Gas instead. Movie Awards and MTV Canada.

Denise Richards is not going to like this Rush & Molloy report that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are getting married tonight and that the bride-to-be may be pregnant. More here.

Also exciting The superb, R-rated trailer for the Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading, which one of you alerted me to. The movie premieres Sept. 12. click for funny stuff.

Comments

[Pat]

My daughter and I have loved Stephanie Meyers' series so far, and are waiting with bated breath for the fourth book. Only two months to go! Yeah!