Afternoon delights

RICHARD DREW/AP PHOTO The lovely and refined Denise Richards explains on The Today Show that she never asked anyone for anything disgusting.

From the Department of Ewwww & Gross & Too Much Information Denise Richards visits the Today Show and denies e-mailing Charlie Sheen asking for sperm donations after they split up. She also says, “at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie [Sambora]. If I wanted anybody’s sperm, I’d have asked for Richie’s.” More ewww.

Lou Pearlman, who created 'N Sync and Backstreet Boys, gets 25 years in prison No, not for creating 'N Sync and Backstreet Boys even if that would have been awesome. For conspiracy and money laundering. More here.

Such a joker, that Heath Ledger James van Praagh is a "psychic" and a producer of that boring show Ghost Whisperer. Now he claims Heath Ledger showed up and spoke to him while he was shaving. Yeah, I know what Heath said. He said, "tell people I showed up and spoke to you while you were shaving. That way gullible bloggers will link to this long dull interview and to the information about your new book, Ghosts Among Us, and people will buy it." OMG! It worked. It's a supernatural miracle. If you absolutely feel you must .

Paging Christopher Lambert! Christopher Lambert! The screenwriters of Iron Man are working on a "reimagining" of Highlander. Immortal info.

Comments

[Leon Arp]

If I were Denise Richards, I'd be worried about being attacked by a sperm whale.