But will it be a boy, a girl or a Clayby?
TMZ reports that Clay Aiken is going to be a father. Apparently, his record producer Jaymes Foster (a 50-year-old woman and David Foster's sister) has been inseminated with, you know, ewwww. This is officially the best story of the day. Perhaps the week. We want to know more and yet we don't think we can bear to.