Afternoon delights
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| VALENTIN FRAURAUD/REUTERS Jack White explains what he thinks Quantum of Solace means. |
Alicia Keys and Jack White get themselves a theme song They will perform the song "Another Way to Die" for the next Bond movie, Quantum of Solace. It's the first time a Bond song has been a duet. Woo-hooo. I still don't understand what Quantum of Solace means. MTV.
Miley's album is number one That's pretty depressing. More here. Oh, and she talks about what she wants to study in college. Like, fashion and photography. That's very sweet, but we all know she'll be on her second round of rehab when she hits college age. Then she'll spend a few years hosting obscure awards ceremonies and writing a book about how meditation and Cheesus helped her fight addiction. I'm babbling. Mostly I'm just filling space. Nothing is going on today. Nothing.
Miley... your 15 minute clock is ticking ... proceed towards the train station. Your wreck is waiting. (Hmmmm.... what will it be??? Booze? Drugs? Porno? Plastic surgery?....)
Posted by: Big Dave | July 30, 2008 at 01:40 PM
The Olsen twins wanted to record the new James Bond theme song "Another Way To Die." They even offered to go on another diet.
Posted by: Leon Arp | July 30, 2008 at 02:28 PM
Miley's album is number one, and it's gonna break Marlene's "Achy Breaky Arpe."
Posted by: Leon Arp | July 30, 2008 at 02:36 PM
wow, is it just me or does Jack White look like a zombie hosting a seminar on how to perfect the "need brains" lurch in that picture? dude, get some sun...
Posted by: blythe | July 30, 2008 at 02:52 PM