You're so old that ...

... you can’t possibly expect us to believe you still want people to put their heads on your shoulder. Paul Anka turns 67. Other birthdays include Buddy Guy (72), Peter Bogdanovich (69), David Sanborn (63), Arnold Schwarzenegger (61), Jean Reno (60), Otis Taylor (60), Ken Olin (54), Delta Burke (52), Kate Bush (50), Laurence Fishburne (47), Lisa Kudrow (45), Vivica A. Fox (44), Terry Crews (40), Christopher Nolan (38), Tom Green (37), Christine Taylor (37), Dean Edwards (35), Hilary Swank (34) and Jaime Pressly (31).