Boringest movie ever Aaron Sorkin is apparently working on a movie about Facebook. Here's his own Facebook page, from which we can glean that he doesn't really know what he's doing. Or exactly what Facebook is. Or anything really. Maybe it's a prank. Let's hope it's a prank.
And speaking of boring movies As of right now it looks like you're better off spending Labour Day weekend at the Ex than at the movies. Rotten Tomatoes lists Traitor as rotten with 52 per cent positive reviews. Hamlet 2 just made it to the 60 per cent mark to qualify for fresh. And Babylon A.D., which has even been reviled by it's own director, has zero per cent fresh review. Poor Vin Diesel. Alleged comedies, College and Disaster Movie, have not been screened for critics, for which I'm sure they're grateful.
Least boring movie ever made Jason Statham says of Crank 2, "They locked themselves in a room for three days with five bottles of tequila and wrote the most offensive, outrageous script I've ever read." More here.
Surprise! Tommy Cruise says things are going well for Katie "Things are going really well for Katie," he says, when asked about her rehearsals for that ole knee-slapper All My Sons. He also says Suri is "charming," "beautiful" and "great." More fascinating insights into Tommy's thought process right here. In related news, Ben Affleck reveals that his buddy Matt Damon is "thrilled" to have a new baby. If you must.