There has been complete radio silence from any and all Lohans all day. I feel bereft. Also, no updates on what prompted David Duchovny to check himself into rehab for sex addiction. Furthermore, TMZ's brand-new campaign to make us believe Jessica Biel may have a wee Timberbake in the oven, seems awfully contrived. What else? The choice of Sarah Palin and her scary hair as Republican candidate for the vice-presidency really doesn't belong here, but her do creeps me out, so I'm posting a picture. I'm also betting Kristin Wiig of Saturday Night Live is studying that hair pretty closely right about now.