Michael Lohan absolutely refuses not to speak

That didn't take long. First Michael Lohan attacked Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson, then Lindsay bit back saying daddy is out of control, then Samantha posted her opinion, then Lindsay again. The whole sorry, enthralling saga is here. Now Michael has gotten on the horn with ABC News to further explain himself (and enjoy the dulcet tones of his own voice).

Choice excepts of his diatribe include: "Who's out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins ... She's gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who's out of control?"

"I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay ... Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That's what Dina told me. I'm reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy."

Dina, Dina, Dina, when will we hear from you?