Afternoon delights

All the celebrities must be staying at home frantically trying to figure out if they're going bankrupt, because NOTHING is happening. Although, I'm happy to report that Janet Jackson's stay in a Montreal hospital only lasted two hours. More here. Maybe her sickness was linked to companion Jermaine Dupree's alleged barfing in her lap. That can't be good. I once, a long time ago, barfed in my own lap while in a taxi and was immediately thrown out of the car. On a deserted street. In the middle of the winter. At 3 a.m. in the morning. Far away from home. Alone. While that may seem harsh, I think it was just prudent behaviour on the part of the taxi driver.

See, I've been driven to talk about vomit. And I've had to drag out the old "disapproving Celine" photo. That's how boring this day is turning out to be. Here is another boring and probably completely false story. Showbizspy says that Kiefer Sutherland is afraid of mirrors. I'm sure it's just something somebody made up to promote that bad horror movie, Mirrors, but anyway, Kiefer "says," that, "Come over to my house. You won't find a mirror anywhere. I don't like mirrors. They are frightening."

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[Leon Arp]

I went to see the movie "Mirrors," fell down, and had seven years of bad luck... I don't like to reflect on it...