Fairy godmothers ain't what they used to be
Paris Hilton's new scent, Fairy Dust, appears be a delicious blend of Xena footwear with a pinch of slutty Tinkerbell thrown in to balance the always tantalizing smell of acrylic hair extensions. Fly free, little Paris and grant us many good wishes. Sun.
If that's not enough Paris for you, you can click here and listen to Paris' theme song for her new show, My BFF. I have no idea if it's actually really her singing and I'm totally ashamed to admit I think that it's sorta kinda catchy.