While you were sleeping
Janet Jackson in Montreal hospital According to People, she "got suddenly ill during the sound check" for last night's concert and is being monitored.
I'm starting a collection One-hit wonder James Blunt says that he'll stop singing if he's paid enough.I think that's a cause you and me and Bono and every other do-gooder in the world can get behind. More.
And maybe if we all gave to Kevin Costner, he'd stop this The actor and his band, Modern West, have an album coming out Nov. 11. It's just so not necessary, Kevin. There are enough crappy kinda-country bands out there. You just need to go make another movie where you play a former sports star of some sort, who drinks too much and pics up some smart, age-appropriate woman. That's your job. People.
This is better news. If it's true in any way News of the World says Eminem is working on an album to be called King Mathers, planned for a December release. I'm taking this news with a giant piece of salt. Like one of those salt licks for horses. Huge amount of salt. Enough for at least 12 barrels of salted cod.
Britney thinks her song "Womanizer" is a "girl anthem" She tells a radio station that, "It's basically saying, 'We know what you're up to.' It's about guys cheating on girls." Britney knows your pain. People.
James Blunt: I'm tired of actors trying to become singers. The next thing you know, we'll have Verne Troyer (Mini Me), trying to sing "Short People."
Posted by: Leon Arp | September 30, 2008 at 03:53 PM
I don't know if I want to see Kevin Costner starring in a movie with Bea Arthur.
Posted by: Leon Arp | September 30, 2008 at 04:03 PM
I listened to Britney's "Womanizer," and I started to pull MY hair out.
Posted by: Leon Arp | September 30, 2008 at 04:07 PM