You're so old that ...

... you can’t expect us to believe you aren’t pants-peeingly excited about starring the Battlestar prequel, Caprica. (Sorry, I may be projecting). Eric Stoltz turns 47. That’s Esai Morales in the picture with him. And, you know what? It’s Morales’ birthday tomorrow. Co-incidence? I think not. Other birthdays include author Elie Wiesel (80), actress Angie Dickinson (77), singer Cissy Houston (75), singer Johnny Mathis (73), actor Len Cariou (69), Dewey Martin of Buffalo Springfield (66), Sylvia Peterson of The Chiffons (62), actor John Finn (56), John Lombardo of 10,000 Maniacs (56), actor Barry Williams (54), actress Fran Drescher (51), country singer Marty Stuart (50), actress Crystal Bernard (47), Trey Anastasio of Phish (44), Robby Takac of The Goo Goo Dolls (44), actress Monica Bellucci (44), actor Tony Hale (38), actress Jenna Elfman (37), actor Ashley Hamilton (34), actress Lacey Chabert (26), actor Kieran Culkin (26) and rapper T-Pain (24). CAROL SEGAL/AP PHOTO