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October 31, 2008

A Halloweeny Madivorce update

According to The Mirror, Madonna is "taunting" Guy with sinister text messages along the lines of “You’re going down.” Guy told a friend, “This is her idea of a joke – but it’s not funny. Imagine what it was like living with her.” No, thank you. I wouldn't want to imagine that at all because I like dairy and meat and caffeine and not getting up at 5 am for yoga purposes. Furthermore in this decreasingly fascinating tale of love and betrayal and control and whatever, The Sun claims that - just six days after the break-up was announced -  Madonna took a helicopter to meet up with A-Rod at Jerry Seinfeld's Hamptons mansion. For some reason, The Melbourne Herald Sun claims to know that Madonna made an "emotional call" to Guy. "She said the leaks of hurtful stories would only get worse. Guy stayed quiet for most of the call, gave very little away and at the end said it was now in the hands of the lawyers." And then she cried in front of her staff for the first time. Right there we know this story is totally false. Madonna doesn't cry.

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Maybe Madonna doesn't cry, but I do, every time I read another story about her!

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