Britney's mother speaks I warned you that this was going to be a very boring day. Take this People story for example: Britney's mom, Lynne, is trying to sell her boresome book in England and was speaking to some British TV station. "... there's a lot of people that care about Britney and love Britney – and Britney's doing great now." Furthermore, "Oh she's a wonderful mother – she's funny, she's extremely affectionate." Yes, I know. Boring.
You know what, because that the only vaguely newsy thing I could find, I'm going to just steal a bunch of quotes from Us. It's a list of dreary celebrities sharing their Thanksgiving plans. They're totally lying, too.
PARIS HILTON: "I'm cooking dinner at my house and inviting my whole family over. It's going to be fun. I'm in charge this time!”
"We are performing at the Dallas Cowboys halftime show." NICK JONAS "That's going to be a new and exciting thing for us to do! For Christmas, we'll just all be together as a family. It'll be great!"
STEPHEN BALDWIN: "Alec will be around. I don't know if the traditional 'Baldwin brother turkey' touch football game will be played. That was a big hope, but we'll have to see."
HEIDI KLUM: "I'm going to do a big turkey - an 18 pounder! I put the stuffing in it. I put the potatoes around it. I do sweet potatoes — with marshmallows, without marshmallows. I do everything!"
HAYDEN PANETTIERE: "I'll be spending it with my family in New York. I've never spent a Thanksgiving or Christmas away from them. There will be lots of food, football, sitting, chatting."
DUSTIN HOFFMAN: "All of the kids will come from all over, like New York and Minneapolis. We have six kids and the youngest is 21. Thanksgiving is a big thing for us. I actually do some of the cooking, too! I am right in there, boy! I peel the potatoes — that's cooking!"
PATRICK DEMPSEY: "Just to be with the family."
90210's ANNALYNNE MCCORD: "I am cooking! I'm actually going to be home this year for the first time in, like, four years. And I will be cooking for the entire family. I am so excited!"