While you were sleeping

You can all relax - J.Lo's marriage is okay People Mag does what it does best and reports that, despite recent reports, J.Lo and her skeletal husband are super-happy and went on the most romantic date ever in the history of dates. "The couple – the subject of recent rumors about their state of their marriage – snuggled together in a booth, feeding one another Kobe meatballs and enjoying tamarind-glazed ribs, as well as each other's company, if their kisses were any indication. Lopez, sipping an apple martini, and Anthony, drinking beer, 'looked genuinely in love,' observed one diner." I have no doubt J.Lo dictated that story herself, making sure to spell out "tamarind-glazed."

He only agreed to do it if they'd let him wear a fat suit The Sun claims to know that Eddie Murphy has been cast as the Riddler in the next Batman movie. I think we'll just wait for official confirmation on that one.

Jeremy Piven says he's full of mercury Variety reports that The Entourage actor, who left the Broadway production of David Mamet's Speed the Plow this week, "has informed the producers that he hasn’t been feeling well and that the condition is attributable to a high mercury count." Mamet told Variety, “I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.” Way to go with the compassion.

I'm so there Entertainment Weekly says it's "Answer the phone like Buddy the Elf Day." Don't remember/know what that means? Check below.

Comments

[sinless]

for years we've been answering the phone like Bill Murray doing H.S.T. in that buffalo movie...

[Leon Arp]

Eddie Murphy: I'd like to see Eddie Murphy and Martin Short put on fat suits -- and have a cage match.

[Leon Arp]

Jeremy Piven: David Mamet told full-of-mercury Jeremy Piven to pursue a career as a thermometer. Then he had the nerve to offer him a tuna fish sandwich!

[Leon Arp]

Buddy the Elf: I think Buddy the Elf could use a little elf-improvement. (That was a headbanger joke. Now, find a wall, and start banging...!)