Strange and hungry animal wishes you a nice weekend

Excellent Photoshopping skills

  Thank you Aaron for sending me a link to the titilating photo that makes it look like Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart might be more than friends and (not really a) vampire movie co-stars.

That would indeed be exciting news on a boring Friday.

However, it looks like the photo it's a bit of a bored shipper's mash-up. Not bad work though.

Afternoon delights

Yeah, no, I'm not going to be buying any of that Toby Keith is getting into the "fashion" business with a collection of clothes that's “part rocker and part biker with a ‘country sexy’ aesthetic.” The line is called TK Steelman. People. AP FILE PHOTO

Amy Winehouse's house is broken into "Winehouse reported that guitars and music-recording equipment were stolen Thursday while Winehouse was on vacation on the island of St. Lucia," Us says.

A total bummer, man It was only a question of time before we heard from Pete Wentz about the Jessica-Simpson-is-fat issue: "I think that the media puts too harsh of a spotlight on women in general and I think it's a bummer. It's bad for young women. I see it affecting young girls who come to our shows and that's a bummer. Real beauty is on the inside, man."

Nothing cute about this Okay, maybe a little. And, John Mayer, this is your last warning. Stop making me like you. It makes me feel dirty and weird.

Nazi zombies disrupt traffic

There's a Norwegian horror movie called Dead Snow that is (hopefully) coming soon to a theatre near me.

 I've been watching and enjoying the trailers for a couple of months now, but haven't been able to post them here because A) People attacked by Nazi zombies tend to swear a lot, and B) Nazi zombies biting into a man's privates right after said man has had to take his own arm off with a chain saw may be just a bit too much for my censors beloved editors whom I adore. However, there's nothing stopping me from showing you this video of the Best. Prank. Ever.

(I am a little worried, I must admit over people stopping to take photos. Were this a real zombie invasion, I don't believe that's the wisest use of your time.)

If you were to seek out the trailers for Dead Snow - not that I'm encouraging you to do so - you would learn, however, that the premise of the prank, which is to direct drivers to a colder climate where zombies cannot exist, is clearly mis-guided and uninformed.

ICYMI - Zombies in Austin! @ Yahoo! Video

Obnoxious woman, once again, interfers with enjoyment of David Beckham

Honey, I'm home. What's for dinner?

"Tonight we're having Bacon Explosion. For dessert, we're having a heart attack."

BSG trailer for tonight

Oh, Gaeta, Gaeta, Gaeta ....

Idenpolitical twins

Disgraced (now former) Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich and that creepy kid from The Omen. 

AP FILE PHOTO

While you were sleeping

Best week ever for Jessica Simpson Just goes to show that all you need to do is wear some really ugly pants and let people see you've gained a few pounds. After not having gotten any press for a while, this week the  tuneless talented songstress has been written about all over. People reports she told a crowd at the University of Virginia, "Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless." Fortunately for her, that is exactly correct.

Evan Rachel Woods confronts Mickey Rourke hanky-panky rumours Even though witnesses say they saw kissing and grabbing at the SAG Awards, Evan is vigorously denying: "I'm upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I'm single doesn't mean that you can take advantage of me. It's unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will." A little harsh, perhaps, but okay. A girl's gotta defend her reputation. I'd still say, that after Marilyn Manson, I'd think Mickey Rourke would be a bit of tonic, but what do I know? Us.

House Bunny engaged to some guy from Bride Wars Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are engaged, People reports.

You're so old that ...

... you can’t expect us to believe you aren’t a little nervous about this Terminator thing. Christian Bale turns 35 today. Other birthdays include actor Gene Hackman (79), actress Tammy Grimes (75), actress Vanessa Redgrave (72), singer Jeanne Pruett (72), singer Norma Jean (71), Marty Balin of Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship (67), William King of The Commodores (60), composer-musician Phil Collins (58), actor Charles S. Dutton (58), comedian Brett Butler (51), singer Jody Watley (50), singer Tammy Cochran (37), singer Josh Kelley (29), actor Wilmer Valderrama (29) and actor Jake Thomas (19).