The people hand out some awards

I did not see the People's Choice Awards because I fell asleep on the couch at 8:30-ish. It's difficult being 87 and still having to go to work every day. It makes you tired. Anyloser, below are the winners. Go Dr. Horrible! And just so you know: There is no way that 27 Dresses is the best comedy. Not in this world. Not in any world. It didn't make me laugh. It didn't even make me smile. It just made me hate Katherine Heigl even more than I already did. The people clearly has no sense of humour. And the mighty Brangelina couldn't be bothered to show up. They're saving all their glam for the Golden Globes. And that's Kid Rock kissing Ellen in the photo. She totally went and had a full-body disinfection/cleanse/purge thing afterwards. Portia was all, "You're staying in the boat house tonight." MATT SAYLES/AP PHOTO

Movie: The Dark Knight. Family movie: WALL-E. Action movie: The Dark Knight. Comedy movie: 27 Dresses. Drama movie: The Secret Life of Bees. Independent movie: The Secret Life of Bees. Favorite cast: The Dark Knight. Male movie star: Will Smith. Leading man: Brad Pitt. Male action star: Will Smith. Female movie star: Reese Witherspoon. Leading lady: Kate Hudson. Female action star: Angelina Jolie. On-screen matchup: Christian Bale and Heath Ledger. Superhero: Christian Bale as Batman. TV drama: House. TV comedy: Two and a Half Men. TV animated comedy: The Simpsons. Sci-fi/fantasy show: Heroes. Reality show: Dancing With the Stars. Game show: Deal or No Deal. Male TV star: Hugh Laurie. Female TV star: Christina Applegate. Talk show host: Ellen DeGeneres. Scene-stealing guest star: Robin Williams, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. TV drama diva: Kyra Sedgwick as Brenda Johnson, The Closer. New TV comedy: Gary Unmarried. New TV drama: The Mentalist.’ Male singer: Chris Brown. Female singer: Carrie Underwood. Group: Rascal Flatts. R&B song: Alicia Keys, “No One’.’ Pop song: Katy Perry, “I Kissed a Girl.’’ Rock song: Kid Rock, “All Summer Long.’’ Country song: Carrie Underwood, “Last Name’.’ Hip-hop song: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, “Low.'’ Combined forces: Jordin Sparks featuring Chris Brown, “No Air.’’ Song from a soundtrack: “Mamma Mia” from Mamma Mia! Funny male star: Adam Sandler. Funny female star: Tina Fey. Star under 35: Carrie Underwood. Online sensation: Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. User-generated video: “Barack Roll’’