While you were sleeping

Best week ever for Jessica Simpson Just goes to show that all you need to do is wear some really ugly pants and let people see you've gained a few pounds. After not having gotten any press for a while, this week the  tuneless talented songstress has been written about all over. People reports she told a crowd at the University of Virginia, "Please remember, no matter what you go through in life, somebody else might have it harder. So just appreciate. I feel like in our world today we focus on so many things that are completely pointless." Fortunately for her, that is exactly correct.

Evan Rachel Woods confronts Mickey Rourke hanky-panky rumours Even though witnesses say they saw kissing and grabbing at the SAG Awards, Evan is vigorously denying: "I'm upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I'm single doesn't mean that you can take advantage of me. It's unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I'm not attracted to him, he's too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will." A little harsh, perhaps, but okay. A girl's gotta defend her reputation. I'd still say, that after Marilyn Manson, I'd think Mickey Rourke would be a bit of tonic, but what do I know? Us.

House Bunny engaged to some guy from Bride Wars Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are engaged, People reports.

Comments

[Patrick]

I have to admit, I kind of thought Ashlee's defence of her sister seemed...well, kind of mean.

Like she was basically saying, "Finally! I'm the pretty one and my sister is a huge, fat cow! Like, seriously, did you see how big she is?"

I dunno. It all seems pretty weird in that family.

And, while I'm on the obvious, what the hell is wrong with the world when size 8 is fat?

[Leon Arp]

Rachel Woods and Mickey Rourke: All they were doing was trying to wrestle each other to the ground -- best two out of three.