More exciting Eurovision selections
Here is Holland's entry. I'm particularly impressed with the choreography. And who doesn't love an uplifting message?
I have, of course, no idea what the Russian song is about. Or why the singer is bent over in pain. I hope she's feeling better.
I'm contractually obligated to my country of birth to say something nice about this next song. So, erm, I, erm, I like the singer's jaunty scarf.