Another disappointed customer

From time to time I like to share with you some of the exciting emails I receive. Like this one, for example:

Hello  There,

                Am George Brown,i  will like to order 50  pieces  of  BEAMS 102 Inch X 5 Inch and  40  pieces  of  Upright 42" X 144" . Hi George! I'm afraid this is not your lucky day. Because I am fresh out of both BEAMS and Upright. Unless it's code for drugs or weapons or something. Well, if it is, I'm, of course, fresh out of that too. Might I interest you in the left-overs from my recent garage sale? I have a lampshade, a pair of rubber boots and a horrifyingly ugly coat that I'm willing to part with. I  will like you to get back to me with the total  price for this so  we can  proceed. Because it's you, George, I will part with my treasures for the low, low price of $25,000. I will also  like to know  how  soon this  order can be available  for pickup after i pay you. George, as soon as you have placed the money (wrapped in plain, brown paper) outside my house, I will have my assistant deliver the goods. Have a  nice  day and i await  your  response.

 

George.

Comments

[Leon Arp]

I think George is planning to build a little house on the prairie.