Save the children

This has been a boring day. (Even if Megan Fox did say some amusingly stupid things to Cosmo. Like, "I have no problem with commitment — you can't have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won't look at him. But I can also turn that switch off, and then I collect attractive boys.")

I think what we need is this fascinating video about child-proofing, starring Martin Short and the most depressed doctor ever:

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