From People:
Answering what she described as "any and all reasonable questions" that explains why she didn't get around to mine on the Monday episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin refuted allegations she and her now-estranged husband Jon staged their renewal of vows in Hawaii, she insisted her kids were okay on the show – and she left the door open for a second marriage. Except to short, bald, fat, non-bread-winning douchebags with mid-life crisis earrings and predelictions for 20-year-old fake blonds. Despite all the troubles being a reality-show star has brought her, Kate also said she wants to stay in the limelight even after her show goes off the air. "I've done enough years on TV that I feel like it's a normal, comfortable, natural place to be," she said. "I'd love to be in a movie at some point, I'd love to be the voice of a cartoon character in a movie for my kids. I think that would be fun." This is why God made personal video recorders. You can make your fun, fun movies at home and never show them to anyone. Sounds good?
As for being married again?
"To be honest, I don't know," she said when asked by a viewer. "I really don't want to be married again, but I don't want to be alone. The alone-ness is really alone." I'm going to have to take a moment here to properly digest the profundity of that statement. Okay. Moment over.
For the most part, the questions steered clear of the family drama. Viewers were interested in Kate's shoe fetish, and whether she's still clipping coupons.
Kate, 34, did lash out at the media, saying the glare of the spotlight has made it hard to maintain friendships. But she was firm in her insistence that fame hasn't harmed her kids, a claim Jon, 32, made to try to end the show. So, media profiting off your kids? Bad. You profiting off your kids? Good. Alright. Got it.
"They're not suffering from this," she said. "The fact that they have these different experiences they need to handle is only going to help them in life." There's this guy you may like. He has three kids himself and he's really handy around the house. He totally built this great balloon. You may want to give him a call. I sense a kindred spirit.



Kate, your fifteen minutes are dwindling, please move towards the exit...
Posted by: Debsa | October 27, 2009 at 12:07 PM
A cartoon character voice? It would be hard to find a less interesting voice than her's. I saw a clip of her this morning, and I barely could remember what she sounded like, 'til I searched for a clip of her online.
Posted by: twitter.com/nickmoreau | October 27, 2009 at 01:12 PM
where's Keyboard Cat when we need him?
Posted by: Victoria | October 27, 2009 at 02:57 PM